Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
Posted 2 days ago
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
(Source: kitteecat)
Posted 4 days ago
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
Posted 4 days ago
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Posted 4 days ago
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
Posted 4 days ago
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
(Source: steakbaby)
Posted 4 days ago
